I Work Retail; I’m Already There

When masks were still mandated where I work, someone came in without one.

Me: “You need to put a mask on, please.”

Customer: “God will protect me!”

Me: “That’s great, but if you want to be in here, you need to wear a mask whether God will protect you or not.”

Customer: “God is so good! Only those who aren’t saved get [very contagious illness]!”

Me: “If you won’t wear a mask, you need to leave.”

Customer: “You’re going to Hell for wearing a mask!”

Me: “Oh, I’m going to Hell. Just not for wearing a mask.”

And I guided her out of the store.