I Wish I Was A Woman, Just Like My Dear Papa!
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| September 14, 2018
(I’m reading a list of patron saints on the Internet, and chatting about it over text with my mom. A little while before this, I’d mentioned the fact that out of four patron saints of pregnancy, three are male.)
Me: “THERE’S A PATRON SAINT OF LUMBERJACKS! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!”
Mom: “YAY!”
Me: “HE EVEN HAS A FLUFFY BEARD!”
Mom: “OF COURSE HE DOES; HOW COULD HE NOT?”
Mom: “Actually, after the pregnancy-saint talk, I want the patron saint of lumberjacks to be a super-dainty gay man.”
Me: “Actually, yes, please. That’s the only thing that would be better than this.”
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