I Wish I Knew How To Quit This Class

(I am a sophomore in high school. I am in an advanced American history course. We’re talking about the American west. It’s 2013.)

Teacher: “There are a lot of new cowboy movies that might have long drives. Brokeback Mountain is a new one!”

Class: *silent*

Teacher: “What? I haven’t seen it. Is there a long drive in Brokeback Mountain?”

Student: “I guess you could say that…”