I Want This Pretty Little Black(mail) Dress
(I fill in at a high-end resale shop owned by friends when they need someone. My roommate stops by to give me lunch and picks up a fairly expensive item her sister had ordered and paid for online. We chat for a while, and after she leaves, the only customer in the store comes up to the counter.)
Customer: “So that’s how it is, huh?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “If I give you a sandwich, do I get a free dress?”
Me: “That was already paid for.”
Customer: “Tell you what, sweetie. You give me these items for half off, and I don’t tell the store manager that you’re giving things away to your friends.”
Me: *speechless*
Customer: “Or we can just call him and have your thieving a** hauled off to jail.”
(She has a really nasty smile. Unfortunately for her, the owner is under the counter working on something and hears every word. He abruptly stands up and she jumps back a little.)
Owner: “Or how ’bout we just kick your thieving a** out of the store?”
(He was absolutely incensed and forbade her from ever coming back. I can’t believe that she jumped to the conclusion that I was giving things away and then tried to blackmail me.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.