Undying Love
(I turn up at my boyfriend’s house. I am ignored by him as he’s gaming, so I go to wait in the other room. My boyfriend comes in and pays me some attention. I think it’s sweet of him, until I realise something.)
Me: “You came in because you died, didn’t you?”
Boyfriend: “…yes.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?