I Touch My-Cell

(Our professor is unusually strict about using technology for non-school stuff in class.)

Professor: “[Student], I know you’re using your phone in class and it’s very disrespectful.”

Student: “I’m not on my phone.”

Professor: “Well, you’re staring at your lap, your arms are moving, and you’re laughing. Either you’re looking at something funny on your phone or you’re doing something far more inappropriate during my lecture. Either way, please stop.”