I Think I’m Turning Japanese

(I am texting my boyfriend, who is coming home from work.)

Me: “Are you still at work?”

Boyfriend: “No, I’m driving and I’m on empty.”

Me: “Ah.”

Boyfriend: “Tatsunoko”

Me: *confused, then realizing* “You’re at the Sunoco?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, but I spoke into the microphone and that’s what it wrote.”

Me: “Your phone thinks it’s Japanese.”

(He later told me the other people at the pump looked at him strangely for bursting out in laughter.)