I Swear It Wasn’t Me!

, , , , , | Working | July 23, 2018

(I work for a marketing agency which promotes magazines, etc. I have a colleague who is very hot-headed and lacks judgment.)

Colleague: *on an outbound call* “WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING HI TO ME? YOU MUST HAVE SAID IT SEVEN TIMES! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?”

(Inevitably, a few seconds later I hear:)

Colleague: “WHAT ARE YOU SWEARING AT ME FOR?”

(And another few seconds:)

Colleague: “CALM DOWN; THERE’S NO NEED TO SWEAR!”

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