I Swear I Don’t Care

Customer: “I would like to make a complaint!”

Me: “What’s wrong?”

Customer: “That manager over there was swearing! It is very unprofessional!”

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry to hear about that. I will talk to him about it.”

(I go up to my manager.)

Me: “Hey, [Manager], a customer complained about you.”

Manager: “Oh?”

Me: “Yeah she said it was unprofessional for you to be swearing while on the job.”

Manager: “Well, tell her I don’t give a f***!”