I Sith Dead People

(Star Wars: The Force Awakens has just come out. I just got home from the premier but my friend is going to wait a day before seeing it, and he’s very insistent that nobody ruin it for him.)

Me: “Here’s a spoiler for you… He caves in and eats the eggs and the ham… and it was his sled.”

Friend: “I hate you.”

Me: “And Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.”