I See Purple Triangles And Rainbows In Your Future
(A boy and his mother come up to my register. The boy starts asking questions about the ant farm we have on display.)
Boy: “Can they mate?”
Me: “No, there’s no queen in there.”
Boy: “Oh… so they can’t mate?”
Me: “No, they’re all female.”
Boy: “So they can’t?”
Mother: *turns to boy* “Okay, shut up or go away! You’re being annoying!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?