I Say Tomato, You Say Purple Shtinkelfurter
Customer: “Hey, do you have any of them Red Rushkies?”
Coworker: “Sorry?”
Customer: “You know, Red Rushkies?”
Coworker: “Err… no, I’m sorry. I don’t think we stock those.”
Customer: “Yeah, you do, I buy them here all the time! Where are they?”
Coworker: “I’m sorry, we don’t have anything called ‘Red Rushkies’ here.”
Customer: *sighs* “I’ll find them myself.”
(There’s a pause of a few minutes, and then the customer comes back with a bag of raw peanuts.)
Customer: “There you go!”
Coworker: “Oh! Peanuts?”
Customer: “Yeah! That’s what I said!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?