I Say Potato, You Say Something Obscene
(A customer has ordered two beef subs.)
Me: “What veggies would you like on the first one?”
Customer: “Pickles, onions, tomatoes, and h*** penis.”
Me: “I’m sorry, pickles, onions, tomatoes, and what now?”
Customer: “H*** penis. And mustard.”
Me: “Okay. You said jalapenos, right?”
Customer: “No.”
Me: “Alright, then.”
(I put everything else on, then ask if I’ve missed anything.)
Customer: “The h*** penis.”
Me: “Jalapenos?”
Customer: “No.”
(I point at the jalapenos.)
Me: “These?”
Customer: “Yes! God! I only said it, like, three times!”
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