I Say Anything, You Say Tomato

(My girlfriend and I typically sleep nude. Tonight, though, she’s got pajamas on. We’re engaging in some snuggling and she’s drifting off to sleep in my arms.)

Girlfriend: “It’s too hot for covers.”

Me: “That’s because you’re wearing clothes.”

Girlfriend: “…tomato.”

Me: “…?”

Girlfriend: “There was an entire train of thought going through my mind, but then I heard myself and I didn’t make sense.”