I Raisin’d You To Be Better Than That

| Related | December 22, 2015

(I am a teenager. My older brother likes to tease me a lot. Most days I let it slide, but some days I get easily offended and go crying to my mother. One evening, I am lying on the couch, when my brother walks and throws a handful of raisins at me. In my defense, some of them were really hard and dry, and stung, but it really was no excuse for what I said next.)

Me: “MOM! He’s throwing raisins at me and you’re just going to stand there and do nothing?!”

(I have to give her credit, she tried her hardest not to laugh in my face for several minutes, all the while asking “What would you like me to do about it?”)

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