The Sound Of The Trumpet Spider
(My mother is afraid of spiders, so when one came rappelling down in front of her laptop, she said she was going to kill it unless someone took it outside. I volunteered. When I came back in, the instant I latched the door one of our computers made a “quest completed” sort of noise.)
Me: “Did I just unlock an achievement by taking a spider outside?”
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