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Customer: “What does ‘repackage’ mean?”
Me: “It means that an item has been re-packaged.”
Customer: “What does that mean?”
Me: “It means that the item is no longer in the original packaging that it came in. It’s either because it was a return, or because the packaging got destroyed.”
Customer: “What does that mean?”
Me: “It means that we have discounted it for you to compensate for the missing package.”
Customer: “What does that mean?”
Me: “It means that the item is cheaper now than it was originally.”
Customer: “What does that mean?”
Me: “It means that it’s on clearance.”
Customer: “Oh! Why didn’t you just say that?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.