I Only Consume Diet Hydrogen

, , , | Right | August 19, 2019

(A customer approaches me on the shop floor.)

Customer: “Excuse me. Do you stock [Brand of mineral water]?”

Me: “No, I’m sorry; we don’t carry that one.”

Customer: “That’s a shame. I’m on a diet and I heard it has fewer calories than the others.”

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