I Never Met A Simile I Didn’t Like

(I work at an amusement park. On this day I’m overseeing Skee-Ball, where you roll balls up a ramp to make them hit 4″ wide holes on the wall.)

Customer: “How does this game work?”

Me: “Well, it’s kinda like bowling, but without the pins.”

Customer: “But a bowling ball doesn’t fit in those holes!”

Me: “No…”