Love Me Chicken Tender
(My boyfriend and I are at the grocery store, where I am known for making junky split-section decisions. He leaves me unattended for a moment to find tortilla chips and returns to find me wistfully eyeing the deli display of chicken tenders.)
Me: “We don’t need chicken tenders.”
Boyfriend: “We do not.”
Me: “Even though they’re looking at me. With their puppy-dog eyes.”
Boyfriend: “You’re so fat.”
Me: “I aaaaaaaam! Sandwich bread next? Last thing on the list, right?”
Boyfriend: “Yep!”
(We start to walk towards the bread, which would also take us through the fresh-baked goods.)
Boyfriend: “Wait, do you want to go get in line for check-out first and I’ll meet you there so we don’t have to wait as long?”
Me: *U-turning the cart* “Sure! Wait, did you suggest that so I don’t accidentally buy the whole bakery section?”
Boyfriend: “Yes.”
Me: “Okay. I love you; don’t die!”
(We reconvened at the check-out, where I still might have accidentally thrown in some candy from the impulse purchase racks. He was right to be worried.)
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