I Mean What I Said (Or Slurred)
(My boyfriend and I were at a beer tasting the night before, and got a little tipsy because both of us were lightweights. As a result, we ended up saying “I love you” to each other for the first time. Flash forward to the next day.)
Me: “So you meant what you said last night?”
Boyfriend: “Well, I was horny and I was drunk. But I’d been wanting to say it for ages, so it seemed as good a time as any!”
Me: *laughing*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?