I Make Sing When I Drink Liquor, Too

I teach English in China to kids age three to twelve. I love my older kids, because I get beautiful gems, especially when they are clever and play with the language.

I am correcting some homework when I came across this gem.

The prompt is to write a letter to a friend or family member. Ask questions in the letter. Thank the person for reading and answering your letter.

The student wrote:

“Dear Dad.
How are you?
Do you like sing?
Why are drink lot of liquor?
Thank you to read my letter
Your daughter
Disy.”

I had a lot of fun correcting that letter.