I Love You Just The Way You (And Your Rear) Are
Boyfriend: “I’m going to start working out again, I want to lose a little weight.”
Me: “Me too! Maybe we should start running or biking together?”
Boyfriend: “If you lose that ass, I’m breaking up with you.”
Me: “…what?”
Boyfriend: “Yeah, I like them big!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
