I Love You, Just Not All Of You
Romantic
| January 15, 2013
Husband: “I love every part of you… except your rectum.”
Me: “Well, I don’t think you’d love me very much if I didn’t have a rectum.”
Husband: “That’s true. I appreciate your rectum. No. I… acknowledge your rectum.”
Me: “…Thanks?”
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
