I Love You Infinity, Plus Two
Me: “I love you.”
Girlfriend: “I love you more.”
Me: “I love you most.”
Girlfriend: “I love you most-est.”
Me: “I love you to infinity.”
Girlfriend: “I love you to infinity and beyond.”
Me: I love you to infinity and Bed, Bath and Beyond.”
Girlfriend: *pause* “I don’t even know how to respond to that.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
