I Like Big Hearts And I Cannot Lie

| Romantic | May 3, 2013

(My boyfriend is in the bedroom on his laptop. As I am leaving the room, he shouts to me.)

Boyfriend: “I love you!”

Me: “I love you, too, with all of my butt.”

Boyfriend: “What?!”

Me: “I love you with all of my butt. It’s bigger than my heart.”

Boyfriend: “That’s not saying much; you have a small butt.”

Me: “But, it’s still bigger than my heart!”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, not really.”

Me: “Don’t reject my butt! Accept my butt gift! Accept gifts from my butt!”

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