I Like Big Butts And I Just Took Truth Potion

(I’m eating dinner with my family and I’m talking to my little sister about Harry Potter, which she has just started.)

Me: “You know the fifth book is the longest one?”

Sister: “That’s okay. I like big—”

(Across the table, my brother jumps in without missing a beat.)

Brother: “I like big butts and I can not lie! All you other brothers can’t deny!”

Sister: “Big books…”