I Left Your Coffees But I Brought My Sass

I am bringing out dessert for a table of customers that have been rude and disrespectful all evening. I am at the end of my tether with them.

Customer: “Uh, excuse me. Forgetting something, are we? We ordered some coffees with our dessert.”

Me: “Yes, ma’am. I just left them in the kitchen along with my extra arms.”

They wisely didn’t push me on that matter or complain!