I Kid You Not

Caller: “Hi, I would like to order two large pizzas.”

Me: “Uhhhm, what?”

Caller: “I want two large pizzas. When will they be ready?”

Me: “Uhhhm, we don’t serve pizza?”

Caller: “What do you mean you don’t serve pizza?! Why?!”

Me: “Because this is my house and I am ten.”

Caller: *Click.*