I Just Swan To Get Out Of Here

(My car is in for service at its dealership, and I am waiting by the service desk to sign the paperwork to get it back.)

Employee: “Oh! Oh! Oh! Is your name Bella?!”

Me: “What?”

Employee: “Bella! Like from Twilight! You know, Twilight, right? Your name matches!”

(Note: my full name is not printed on the paperwork, only my first initial and my last name. While my initials match Bella’s, this is, in fact, not my name.)

Me: “My name isn’t on the paper.”

Employee: “Have you ever been to Washington?”

Me: “I visited… once?”

Employee: “Oh-em-gee! Bella’s real! I met Bella! Is Edward as dreamy in real life?”

Me: “I… just… please let me sign for my car?”

Employee: “Aw.”