I Hope It’s Not A Yellow Flavor
(I’m working the register for our golf course with another coworker. We’ve hired a new assistant for our greenskeeper. He comes in with a golf club in one hand and half a Gatorade in the other.)
Assistant: “Hey, I found this outside. Can I have it?”
Me: *thinking he’s talking about the golf club* “If no one calls or asks about it in a month, we usually add it to our rentals.”
Assistant: “Oh, no, the Gatorade. I found it outside and wanted to know if I can have it.”
(I look at my coworker, whose jaw is practically on the floor.)
Me: “Uh, I wouldn’t recommend drinking it, but you can if you want to, I guess.”
Assistant: “Okay, great, thanks!”
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