I Hear Sea Shells On The Sea Shore

, , | Right | September 30, 2010

(I work at a small shop that sells seashells and other beach items. A customer comes in and holds a piece of merchandise to her ear.)

Customer: “I think I can hear the ocean. I thought they were lying!”

Me: “Um, ma’am…”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “You’re holding a cup with a seashell painted on it to your ear.”

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