I Have Other Issues

, , , , , | Right | July 21, 2020

My daughter needs a diaper change so I take her into the men’s room of the mall bookstore. When I pull down the changing table, a couple of soft-core adult magazines fall out. I shove them aside, lay down a mat, and change her. As we’re leaving, a bookstore employee enters the bathroom.

Employee: “Sir! You forgot your magazines.”

Me: “Those aren’t mine!”

I shudder to think what he thought I’d been doing back there.

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