I Have Lost A Dream

Lost Customer: “Excuse me, sir. I’m lost. Can you help me, please?”

Me: “Sure. What are you looking for?”

Lost Customer: “I’m looking for Milkjer Blvd.”

Me: “I’ve never heard of it.”

Lost Customer: “Yeah, it’s a weird spelling. But it’s clearly Milkjer Blvd.”

Me: “Can I see your directions?”

Lost Customer: “Sure. See, it’s spelled M-L-K-J-r Blvd.”

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