I Have A Number Of Questions…

I answer the customer phone.

Me: “Hi, this is [Fast Food] place. How can I help you?”

Caller: “What’s y’all’s number?”

Me: “The… the number you just called?”

Caller: “Yeah, what is it?”

Me: “It’s… uh… it’s [number].”

Caller: “Cool.” *Click.*

I stare at the phone for a moment, shrug, and put it back down, but then it rings again.

Me: “Hi, this is [Fast Food] place. How can I help you?”

It’s the exact same caller.

Caller: “Hi, I wanna put in an order for takeout.”

Me: “Uh… sure thing.”

Caller: “You sound like the person I just spoke to, except they didn’t sound so bright. Y’all shouldn’t put the slow ones on the phone. Anyway, I’ll get a…”

They ordered like normal, totally oblivious to the strange start to the conversation.