I Got A Million Problems But My Teach Ain’t One

(We are in religious education class:)

Teacher: “If I gave each of you a briefcase full with a million dollars and you could keep none of it, who would you give it to?”

Me: “Parents,

Student #1: “My sister.”

Student #2: “The police.”

Teacher: “Don’t I look like a responsible business man?”

Student #2: “Oh, you’re giving it to me?”

Teacher: “Yes!”

Student #2: *looks him dead in the eyes* “I’d still give it to the police.”