I Foresee A Gullible Experience In Your Future

, , , | Right | June 4, 2021

I work in a beauty shop, and I’m Romani and Native American. 

Customer: “Where are you from, dear?”

Me: “Oh, I’m from here. My mother was Native, and my father was Romani.”

Customer: “What’s Romani?”

Me: “Gypsies.”

Customer: “Oh, can you read my palm?”

Me: *Laughs* “No, I don’t know how to.”

Customer: “Come on, I’m sure you’re good at it!”

Me: “I’m really not.”

Customer: “What if I paid you extra?”

Me: “I don’t think my boss would be too happy about that.”

Boss: “She wouldn’t be.”

But the customer kept insisting, so I finally gave in, telling her it was no charge. I made up some stuff, found the guardian angel line, and asked about her deceased relatives. She left happy and gave me a tip! My boss laughed and told me to keep the extra tip, saying it was a funny experience.

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