I Feel Like Chicken Tonight Every Night

| Related | April 22, 2014

(I am in the car. I am popping into a shop to pick up some take-away dinner. My son is four years old.)

Son: “Daddy’s going to buy so much chicken, isn’t he? Then he’s going to eat and eat and eat it all until his belly is just too big.”

Wife: “Why do you say that?”

Son: *with a knowing sigh* “Because that’s daddy and his chicken.”

Wife: “Is your father taking you out of the house to buy chicken when I’m not there?”

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