I Eat Your Workouts For Breakfast

| Related | February 12, 2015

(My mother is half asleep on the couch and has to go pack her gym bag for the next day.)

Mother: *yawn* “I’m gonna go pack my lunch bag for tomorrow. Good night.”

Me: “I think you mean gym bag.”

Dad: “Now, honey, don’t go wearing sandwiches to the gym tomorrow or eating your bikini at the lunch table again. That behavior is not appropriate in a public place.”

Mother: “Dinkus.”

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