I Drink Your Milkshake!
(While doing some running around, I decide to treat myself. It’s spring and milkshakes are available at the local burger place. I use the drive-thru and order a small chocolate one, and while I’m waiting, another vehicle pulls up. I notice because their music is loud and I can see them rocking out in their car. It is bright outside and while I can see there are two people, I cannot make out any details to identify them. I pull up to the window.)
Worker: “It’s free. Have a good day.”
Me: “Really?”
Worker: “Really.”
Me: “Okay. Is it a promotional thing or something?”
Worker: “No.”
Me: “Okay, then why is it free?”
Worker: “Oh, your friend is paying for it.”
Me: “My friend?”
Worker: *clearly getting annoyed* “Yes, your friend in the car behind you. Have a nice day.”
(She closes the window before I can say another word. I pull forward, trying to see who is in the car behind me, but with the sun reflecting I can’t see into the vehicle. It gets to the point that either I continue blocking the drive-thru or I give up. The drive-thru is full, so I decide it’s best to keep moving. I leave the drive-thru, and about a block later my cell goes off. I arrive at my next stop, check my messages, and reply)
Best Friend: “Figure out who paid for your shake yet?”
Me: “No. I couldn’t see into the car; the sun was reflecting too much.”
Best Friend: “That sucks. Is the chocolate shake at least good?”
(I finally realized she was the one who’d bought my shake and I thanked her. FYI: she’s still laughing at me.)