I Dreamed A Dream Of Visiting Scotland

I am on holiday in the United States. I am shopping for some souvenirs in a souvenir shop when the Samoan lady who runs the place approaches me.

Owner: “Where are you from?”

Me: “Scotland.”

Her face lit up! She very excitedly ran into the other room and got out her Susan Boyle CD and a copy of “Braveheart”.

I don’t know why, but it seemed genuinely sweet, and we chatted for a long while about how excited she was to meet a “Scot” and how much she would love to visit. I told her I would give her the tour when she does so!