I Dreamed A Dream Of Calls Gone By

(I work at a place that does repairs for Sony computers, stereos, cameras, and the like. Hence, our store has the word “Sony” in the title.)

Me: “Good morning, [Company]. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Is that Sony Music?”

Me: “No, sorry, this is Sony Repairs.”

Customer: “I’m trying to get through to Simon Cowell. He works with Susan Boyle.”

Me: “No, sorry. We repair Sony laptops.”

Customer: “So, you’re not Sony Music. Repairs are no good. Thanks.”

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