I Don’t Work Here Does Not Work Here
(I’m shopping at a store where the employees wear red and khaki. I am wearing a black tee shirt, blue jeans, and pushing a cart.)
Woman: “Excuse me! Excuse me! Can I ask you something?”
(Since there is no one else around I push my cart over to her. She’s in the hosiery section, and she’s opened two boxes of pantyhose and has a one leg of each color on a different arm.)
Me: “Yes?”
Woman: “Which one is lighter, do you think?”
Me: “The one on the right.”
Woman: “It still looks too dark though, doesn’t it? I mean, for my skin tone?”
Me: “No, I honestly don’t think so. It will look lighter when it’s on your leg. I think it’s fine.”
Woman: “Do they make this in a lighter shade?”
Me: “I honestly don’t know. I’ve never bought that brand before.”
Woman: *getting exasperated* “Well, can you find out?”
Me: “No, I can’t. Maybe if you asked someone who actually works here.”
Woman: *eye wide* “You don’t work here?”
Me: *sweeping my arm to indicate my attire and cart* “No, I sure don’t.”
Woman: “Well, why did you come over when I asked for help then?!”
Me: “Um… because I’m nice?
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?