I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 36

, , , , | Right | October 27, 2020

I’m a customer carrying a pile of unicorn-related items, including a hat and gumboots, through a clothing and homewares store. I’m wearing a black business shirt, black jeans, and sneakers. The staff at the store wear blue polo shirts, black business pants, and black shoes.

Customer: “Excuse me! EXCUSE ME!”

I stop to look at a rack of unicorn T-shirts for my niece.

Customer: *Stops next to me* “EXCUUUUUUUSE ME!”

Me: “What?”

Customer: “Where do you keep your underwear?”

Me: “In a drawer in my bedroom.”

Customer: *Realising* “You don’t work here.”

Me: “No, I don’t, but that lady over there in the blue shirt can help you.”

I’m still not sure why this keeps happening to me, or how she walked past two employees to chase me down without noticing them. I did eventually find my niece the perfect unicorn outfit for her birthday!

Related:
I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 35
I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 34
I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 33
I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 32
I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 31

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