I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 19
Customer: “Excuse me, do you work here?”
Me: “Nope.”
Customer: “Great, could you help me with something?”
Me: “I don’t work here.”
Customer: “Where do you keep your appliances?”
Me: “Third floor.”
(We were on the ground floor, where they actually are. The store only has two floors.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
