I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, And Also Needs A Toilet Break

, , , , | Right | November 8, 2018

(I’m a customer in this story. This store has its employees in either plain clothes and a green vest, or a black polo with the store logo on it. My mom and I go there to pick up a birthday gift and visit my friends who work there. We talk for a while, pick up our gifts, and go to pay. The employee helping us leaves to grab a video game disc out of a drawer on the opposite end of the counter when another customer approaches us from the cashier side of the counter.)

Customer: *to us* “Hey, the women’s toilet is broken!”

Mom: “Oh, wow. That sucks.” *turns to me to pick up our conversation*

Customer: *interrupting* “The toilet is broken!

Mom: “Well, as I said before, that sucks, but we don’t work here. You might want to go tell an employee. We are just waiting to pay; you’re actually behind the counter!”

(The other customer stared at us like a deer in the headlights, huffed, and walked out of the store as the employees also started to snicker. I guess she thought we worked there because I was talking to my friends, even though we weren’t wearing the employee vest or lanyard…)

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