Not His Type
(I am a 21-year-old male, and have never taken a typing class. In sixth grade they put us “advanced” people in ‘Newspaper’ instead of typing, for whatever reason. I am currently sitting on my couch using a typing simulator, and I keep hitting “D” instead of “S” because of the old way I used to type. After about the twelve thousandth time, I burst out frustrated.)
Me: “NO! NO MORE ‘D’s!”
(To which my boyfriend, in the other room, yells back:)
Boyfriend: “Aww. D***.”
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