I Don’t Know My ABCs
Middle School | Learning
| February 3, 2015
(In math class, the teacher is reviewing our homework problems.)
Teacher: “All right, and what’s the answer to number six?”
Student #1: “A!”
Student #2: “No, C!”
Student #3: “It’s B. It’s definitely B!”
(A general shouting match erupts as everyone argues over which multiple-choice answer is correct. The teacher finally settles everyone down and explains why ‘B’ is the correct answer.)
Teacher: “Does anyone have any questions?”
Student #4: “How did I get ‘yes’?”
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