I Can Hear Clearly Now The Brain Is Gone

(A man claiming to be our hotel guest’s boss calls our front desk several times, claiming that the guest won’t return his calls. I ring the hotel guest to let her know the situation.)

Me: “Hello! I received a few phone calls from a Mr. [Name] asking you to call him back immediately.”

Hotel Guest: “Oh, Mr. [Name]? I don’t know a Mr. [Name].”

Me: “Oh, okay. I’m sorry to bother you. I will ask him to stop calling.”

Hotel Guest: “Well, what was his name again?”

Me: “Mr. [Name].”

Hotel Guest: “Was he tall?”

Me: “Ma’am, he was on the phone.”

Hotel Guest: “You didn’t notice if he was tall or not? That doesn’t help me at all.”

Me: “Very sorry, ma’am. I will try to get a better look at him next time he calls.”

Hotel Guest: “Thank you so much, dear!” *hangs up*

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