I Can Be Anything I Want

, | Massachusetts, USA | Right | November 27, 2011

Customer: “Do you sell stripper costumes?”

Me: “Sorry?”

Customer: “Stripper or hooker, whatever. I need it for a Halloween costume party.”

(I assume she’s dressing up herself in a party for adults.)

Me: “Why don’t you just go to a lingerie store? Or perhaps an adult store?”

Customer: “Well, they won’t be selling sizes that fit my kid. She’s six.”

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  • That One Person

    So here’s the question… Is the mom forcing this terrible plan on the kid? Or did the kid come up with it and the mom is, for some reason, okay with it?